oh my lions, tigers, and bears OH MY!!
lol I make myself laugh
Being a cook is a special talent that no everyone has.
Not everyone can pan fry chicken, boil pasta, and hold a conversation all at the same time. Then lay out a presentation of beautiful food. First the bed of Alfredo drenched noodles, place each golden brown chicken strip with a careful hand, then sprinkle on the lovely green cilantro.
No No Not everyone can do this. Tonight was a proven fact of this.
That proven fact is ME!!
My parents are currently at the ER. No worries their both perfectly fine.
Back to the food.
I pulled a box out of the cabinet of
"Dinner Ready in 20mins". While what was suppose to take only 20mins turned into 45 mins.
I defrosted the chicken to long so it was almost cooked before ever hitting the pan for frying. I boiled the noodles to mush at the exact same time I burned the chicken that was supposed to be golden brown. I milked up the Alfredo. Yup milked it up!! Yay Me! Once it was all done. I served it up then throe it up. Thats the conclusion of our dinner. Just proves my inability to cook.
BUT!!!
I did paint my nails and toes!! and they look DANE gOOdd . . . . oh yeah.
Its probably what I should stick to lol
