Ticklish Tom
Did you hear 'bout Ticklish Tom?He got tickled by his mom.Wiggled and giggled and fell on the floor,Laughed and rolled right out the door.All the way to school and thenHe got tickled by his friends.Laughed till he fell off his stool,Laughed and rolled right out of schoolDown the stairs and finally stoppedTill he got tickled by a cop.And all the more that he kept gigglin',All the more folks kept ticklin'.He shrieked and screamed and rolled around,Laughed his way right out of town.Through the country down the road,He got tickled by a toad.Past the mountains across the plain,Tickled by the falling rain,Tickled by the soft brown grass,Tickled by the clouds that passed.Giggling, rolling on his backHe rolled on the railroad track.Rumble, rumble, whistle, roar--Tom ain't ticklish any more.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Me!
Me who?
That's right!
What's right?
Meehoo!
That's what I want to know!
What's what you want to know?
Me, who?
Yes, exactly!
Exactly what?
Yes, I have an Exactlywatt on a chain!
Exactly what on a chain?
Yes!
Yes what?
No, Exactlywatt!
That's what I want to know!
I told you - Exactlywatt!
Exactly what?
Yes!
Yes what?
Yes, it's with me!
What's with you?
Exactlywatt - that's what's with me.
Me who?
Yes!
Go away!
Knock knock...
Recipe for a Hippopotamus Sandwich
A hippo sandwich is easy to make.All you do is simply takeOne slice of bread,One slice of cake,Some mayonnaise,One onion ring,One hippopotamus,One piece of string,A dash of pepper--That ought to do it.And now comes the problem...Biting into it!
